Look, I have something almost resembling a self-designed cardigan! All sewed up and with proper button bands and everything!
Perhaps you have also noticed that there are no sleeves. This is because I miscalculated the sleeve caps. Even my very best attempts at denial wouldn’t make them large enough to fit the armholes. I could’ve fixed them a while ago but instead I knitted every other part of the cardigan possible. I’ve even darned in most of the ends. That is how grudgingly I turn back towards the drawing board.
Boo! Sleeve calcs! But wait, look at that lovely stitch pattern! Ahhh, I’m happy again.
Boo! Sleeve calcs!